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Into the Woods is like

valerie-an:

Act I:

Haha! Quirky fairytale mashup with some twists and turns and a happy ending!

Act II:

Just kidding have some psychological drama, adult fear, and existential uncertainty

xons:

do u ever smell weed and wonder where that chill person is

bewbin:

bewbin:

what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?

neutraltugboat:

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

sandslashing:

catchy songs

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catchy songs about VERY BAD THINGS

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i’m pretty sure everyone’s thinking of the same song

ERREBODY GET UP

look at these pictures from my wedding day

Aesthetics of the Signs

scorpioconfessions:

  • Aries - Goth Lolita
  • Taurus - Farm Ho
  • Gemini - That one where people cum on shit and then post it 
  • Cancer - Vaporwave
  • Leo - Weed/Rasta/Bob Marley Merch 
  • Virgo - Normcore
  • Libra - Racist Southern Tumblr (patagonia and L.L. Bean)
  • Scorpio - She’s her own unique individual
  • Sagittarius - “Comme des Fuckdown” Beanies, Timberlands, etc.
  • Capricorn - Crusty Hipster 
  • Aquarius - Japanese Minimalism 
  • Pisces - Pastel Goth/Gothcore/whatever it’s called now

thugmissus:

i love virgin tumblr twinks who think they can take like 13 inch dicks tbh

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

Person A: Makes a typo
Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
Person B: Says the word with the original typo
Person A: Shut up

May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

i got hitched today \m/