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bombing:

serial killer who kidnaps victims and gives the police 24 hours to find and save them. every four hours a clue to the location is added by the killer to the victims snapchat story. once the story expires so does their time

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

communicationsinbinary:

reblog if ur thinking about dragons 

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

macklemack:

how old is ariana grande? 13? 27?

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

gay8:

she look like an above ground radish

Some planes have headlights but why