uhmmmmm why do people think ur supposed to wait for other people to compliment u like if u think u look hot just go for it and compliment urself
stop saying you accept a queer person’s “life choices”
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
"if someone said that about gay peo-"
"what did straight people ever do t-"
"straight people have problems t-"
"as a straight person, I-"
i am neither boy or girl i am punk rock
also wtf send me nudes
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
*parent voice* what’s so interesting on that computer of yours?
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
i like that so many people have different blood types. just like pokemon. i gotta collect them all
i have abs………olutely nothing