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If someone is pregnant with twins and one is asexual and the other is pansexual, does the parent run the risk of being torn asunder from the godlike power threatening to form inside them, or can that only happen after birth?

asexualfactoftheday:

Generally that sort of thing happens after birth.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

me: heyy whats your fav band?
boy: the beatles
me: *falls asleep*
Spoil her with consistency.
Unknown (via phuckindope)

funkybug:

id rather be narcissistic than depressed 

crystallized-teardrops:

it’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

bewbin:

ed, edd and eduardo 

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

Plot Twist: My Anaconda Do

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

blacksupervillain:

imagine if mike brown’s family had considered deleting their son’s social media before the media got to it

that would turn heads

"what are they trying to hide?"

"a teenager with no internet profile? seems fishy"

"did he keep a low profile because he was in a gang?"

but no one thinks its weird that darren wilson’s internet EVERYTHING seems to have magically vanished