serial killer who kidnaps victims and gives the police 24 hours to find and save them. every four hours a clue to the location is added by the killer to the victims snapchat story. once the story expires so does their time
being a girl is so expensive like
XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.
will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
reblog if ur thinking about dragons
new years resolutions:
- get skinny
- get hot
- get rich
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
how old is ariana grande? 13? 27?
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
she look like an above ground radish